Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry (spoken): Got the munchies on that fateful night, round eight 'o clock. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, 'cause I waited for hours and...no pizza.
Larry (sung): I set the table with a paper plate
How would I know that it'd be late?
It's taken so long, where could it be?
Had a thirty minute guarantee
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
You're my number one pie from Sicily!
Did it get lost?
Did they just forget?
Should I have ordered on the internet?
Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure
I think my soda's room temperature
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Pizza Angels: Come to me!
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Pizza Angels: On my knees!
Larry: And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies!
Pizza Angels: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Larry: I was concerned for my delivery
Eight little slices of heaven for me
Can't stop thinking it would make me smile
When I taste my first Chicago style
Going crazy while I pace the floor
Then my heart skipped
When I heard the door!
Larry (spoken): I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep dish goodness...but the box was empty.
Pizza Delivery Man Jimmy (spoken): The house number was broken, so I couldn't find you. I was getting kind of hungry so I...ate your pizza. Sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything.
Larry (sung): Pizza Angel, please come to me
Pizza Angels: Come to me!
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Pizza Angels: On my knees!
Larry: You'll live forever in my memory!
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Pizza Angels: Come to me!
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Pizza Angels: On my knees!
Larry: I will miss you for eternity!
Larry (spoken): I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel.