Ever since you left me
I've thought of all the sad things I said
Ever since you left me
I've written a million sad songs in my head
This is a sad song
This is a sad song
This is a sad song
This is a sad song
Ever since you left me
I've been wondering what to do
Because in spite of all the pain
I'm so much better off with you
This is a sad song
This is a sad song
Everybody dance, if you've got it going on
Get off the wall, get on the floor
Dance to my sad song
Every girl grab a guy, don't ask why
Every guy grab a girl, rock her world
You leaving should have been part of the plan
Since you left its been nothing but one night stands
with pretty girls, come on, come on
Shake yo ass bitches to my real sad song
I'm getting digits from every girl in the joint
All my friends hated you, guess they had a point
I'm looking forward to a cheaper December
No explaining where I been, hey I don't remember
They call me 'player' cause I like to play
Got more choices than Old Country Buffet
What was I talking about?