Shout-out (Uh, and stuff)... to my homies... all around the world. (What?)
This is for all the Sonic fans out there in the world.
People that read Sonic fanfiction, this is out to you. (Yeah!)
People... that read... stuff on the Internet, this is out to you. (Yeeah!)
Yeah.
Knuckles the Enchilada, I've- but- I dig jewels.
I find all the things in the jewel world.
Get the Chaos Emeralds. (Uhh)
(Unhh) Get the energy!
Gotta find, the emeralds.
I gotta dig through all the sand.
and, I don't know if it's in my hand, or not, because (Why not?)
I don't know where it is. (I don't know where it is.)
It's probably in the ground, I gotta dig with my knuckles
(Unh) That's why they call me Knuckles, the Enchilada.
Yo, where is Sonic?
Where are you, dog? Where are you, Sonic? (Figaro, Figaro)
Why do I have to find the emeralds? (You gotta find the green-green) Why?
Why? Why do I have to do all the work?
...Because you're Knuckles (Why?), the Enchilada.
Sonic, why, why won't you ever do any of the work? ('Cause he is lazy.)
I just... ugh...
...Pumpkin hill.
It's like Cyprus Hill, but with a pumpkin. (...Unh!)
I ain't gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep.
Down at Pumpkin Hill, I can find, emeralds.
Emeralds, why you 'gotta Sonic?
Why, why don't you find the Emeralds, you lazy... person?
Find the Emeralds, in the pumpkin.
Hill, gotta go to the Church hill. (Yeeah)
Gotta go to church... (...Yeah)
And find the emeralds that are there. (Yeeah)
I looked on the, computer (Yeeah)
It gave me a hint, it said... (..Virus!)
It's, hiding... On Church Hill.
Not, to be confused with Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill, he was from.
Great place of England. (He was, uhh...)
Prime Minister. (Prime Minister of England during World War Two.)
I bet he would like Sonic, if he played it today. (Yeah. Yeah.)
'Cause he's a great guy.
(Uh) Margaret Thatcher!
Margaret Thatcher.
She plays Metal Sonic!
You know it's true, because she's the Iron Lady! (Iron Lady.)
Everyday she's dropping rhymes like she's.
(Gravy) Gravy !
Gravy! (Gravy.)
Gravy and mashed potatoes! It's Thanksgiving.
That has nothing to do with Sonic, but that's solid livin'.
I'm just rapping, that's just a fact.
Princess Diana (yo!) died in a car crash.
Yeah! (Hah!)
It's Halloween! Celebrate with Pumpkin Hill!
It's not Jonah Hill or Winston Churchill!
We're done. That's... No...