My girl and me had a run in with some southern boys
Come on up to the big apple to see what all the yellin's about
So we dressed up fancy all pretty and shit
Even like mom I knew the choice left their pocketbook
He said his name is John
Well they're all Johns to me
Johns is on the sat on some, you know, 9 months in Virgine
A sweet virginal bliss it was, maybe just a little too sweet
He said you know I'm just not used to those
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East side gimmlin browse side of smoky
Red vinyl pants heavy metal karaoke
Little tops and riders crops will leave you with a welse
And if you've been a bad boy then we'll choke you with your own belt
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Now don't go getting the wrong impression see
We can be nice and sweet if we want to
Just buy us somethin or take us out to dinner
Then we will be pleasant for everyone
And make sure you give us lots of complements like
Gee, that green nail polish really accentuates your skin tone
And wow, great table dance did you study at Martha Brown
We like that shit
So speak up ya punk ass bitch
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East side gimmlin bowwins side of smoky
Red vinyl pants heavy metal karaoke
Little tops and riders crops will leave you with a welse
And if you've been a bad boy then we'll choke you with your own belt
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