Sally Stevens (as Marge):
The Simpsons have gone to another land.
I've got something sticky on my hands.
Susie Stevens-Logan (as Lisa):
India is worlds apart.
Edie Lehman-Boddicker (as Bart):
A white guy runs the Kwik-E-Mart.
Sally Stevens (as Patty Bouvier):
Selma and I got to meet our hero,
Rick Logan (as Richard Dean Anderson)
Then they dumped me when I went all queer-o.
Randy Crenshaw (as Homer):
I'm not a god, I'm just a man.
Indian Workers:
But you got us a dental plan.
Yes, he got us a dental plan,
Yes, he got us a dental plan!