I wake up in the street and
im covered in pee, than my pee turns
to chocolate, that would be fucking sweet
Than i see a big house
than it turns to gingerbread
than i see the gardener with
an animal head
Im walking in through the frontdoor
High fiving all the midgets on the floor
don't forget to take your shoes off
the mousekeeper swept up & the
mermaid mopped the floor
The butlers gettin ready
These bitches are throwing a party
Covered in Lucky Charms
Holding a Leprechaun
"Lets get this party on!"
Than glitter will fall from the sky- e-i
Then rainbows will shoot
from my eye-e- eyes
None of this has to do with my-e-i
my song, my song, my song
who cares, cause im really fucking high-e-i
Jesus turned the pool into wine
For these ideas you can thank my-e-i
My bong, my bong, my bong
I just wanna make no sense
Hey ! Look at the president, he's riding an elephant
I just wanna be a slut
big shirts hides my beergut
orgy in the castle jump
And then we see elvish kids
playing with their magic sticks
there are all shooting Uniporn
Wait, I think im loosing my high
reality's setting in
i think i need one more hit
from my bong!
Why dont we go for a ride,
inside of my weird fucking mind?
who knows what crazy
shit we might find
So c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
My songs are all about getting high
my fans are all drunk gay guys
who cares if i have to rely-e-i
on my bong, my bong, my bong