My girlfriend got into my car,
Told me to listen to her new CD.
What the fuck are you smoking?
Do I look 14? No trust me, it's so great,
I'm totally hashtag team Tay Tay.
Come on just give it a play.
Later on I dropped her off,
She left her new Taylor CD,
So I decide to put it on.
What's the worst that could happen?
Oh my God! What a sick beat?
Her voice sounds so
Soft and sweet.
All these lyrics are relating to me.
I could listen to this till my life ends.
So I listen while I'm lifting,
She gives me energy,
And I listen in the shower,
When I'm making love to me.
I listen when I'm hurting,
Her ballads are everything,
It's like I'm never lonely,
Like she's my best friend!
She's always tweeting,
Inspirational quotes,
And then I read them,
At the time when I need them most.
I think about her,
When I'm having sex with my girlfriend,
Because she is my soulmate,
What? I gotta make a plan.
First I have to get rid of,
My current girlfriend.
I have to make it look like it,
Was an accident, like,
Hey Lisa, get in here quick,
Your dog is barfing I think it's sick,
Oh no there is so much blood.
Now I don't have a girlfriend,
Hey Taylor, here I come.
I got your address,
Thanks to google maps dot com.
I got your favourite flowers,
A tattoo of your name.
I hope you feel the same baby,
'Cause I'm on my way.
Oh you look so cute up in your bedroom,
Oh I can't wait to be up there with you soon,
Hey sir, who are you? Can I help you?
Sure, smell these flowers don't you think they smell good.
Now I'm opening up the front door,
I think I smell her scent.
Now I'm checking out her knick-knacks,
We both like Titanic.
And then I hear a loud scream,
I turn around and see,
It's my beautiful Taylor,
Taylor it's me!
Then she runs away screaming,
L O L she's so funny,
She locks herself in her bathroom,
Guess we're playing hide and seek.
Oh silly Taylor baby,
I can hear you breathe,
Hey remember your hit song,
You belong with me!
So she runs into the bedroom,
She's playing hard to get.
I get distracted by the closet,
She looks so pretty in red.
Hey Tay Tay can you wear this,
The first time we make love?
Just give me a kiss, baby,
You'll feet the same.
I guess I was all wrong,
Maybe we're not soulmates.
I misread the situation,
I had another destiny.
I'm not supposed to be with her,
I'm supposed to be her,
But I can't be her,
So I'll just wear her face!