She's just out to explore,
Uncomfortable,
Backed against the wall,
A Filofax full of contacts
And no-one to call.
As she drags her weight through the fray,
She captures looks from nostalgia creeps,
And she's got everything to gain.
"I've been told that this won't work,"
she said,
"But how would I know if I never tried?"
This is the stupidest party
I have ever been to
In all my life.
Her disinterested look,
Through the alcohol and gloom,
Appears as interest
As he bombards her with nonsense,
And makes his move.
"I've been told that this won't work,"
he said,
"But how would I know if I never tried?"
This is the greatest party
I have ever been to
In all my life.