Hey Mister we've got a good thing when its just you and me
nothing can take away this smile
And i don't mind a boys night out but every night is fowl
Just some of your time is all i want
Every weekend you promise we'll do something fun
But plans switch up
Your boys they always win
Your boys they always win
Why you always gotta stay out late
Stumbling home smelling like E&J
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Ain't got no time to be your maid
Lay your ass on the couch and just behave
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
We've been this road too many times
it always ends with you saying you're sorry
And i like a dummy take your morning clarity as regrets and sincerity
Every weekend you promise we'll do something fun
But plans switch up
Your boys they always win
Your boys they always win
Why you always gotta stay out late
Stumbling home smelling like E&J
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Aint got no time to be your maid
Lay your ass on the couch and just behave
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh
Why you always gotta stay out late
Stumbling home smelling like E&J
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Ain't got no time to be your maid
Lay your ass on the couch and just behave
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard
Drunk Bastard, Drunk Bastard