we dont see much of pretty kitty round here anymore
she's gone and got herself a whole new set of fancy friends
she say's were too straight laced and two faced
with our 2.5 and our mercedes benz
she hangs out at ryans with some tasty trouble
drinking absolute and tonic way past 3
squeezing those lemons and those juicy barmen
wearing her love-bite like some kinda trophe
woahhh woahhh
(chorus)
kitty doesn't want a dinner party life
she wont be
a 24/7 wife
dont tell her to grow up she'll tell you to shut up
she just has to showoff and they say
oooooh ooooh oooh woah
she's so cool
she's gone and found herself a tasty toyboy
he's got the stamina of 42 men
he reminds her of duracell bunny
just keeps on going 'n' going 'n' going again
while we're at home having are tupperware party
she's off having her own little party for 2
its not like we're competition or nothing
but i think i'd rather be her wouldn't you
woahh woahhh
(chorus)
shes so coool
(shes so cool)
yeh shes so cool
ba da da da da da ba da da da da ba da da da da da
ooooh woahh oooh woahh