When the stragglers arrived on the scene
The booze was gone and Burrs was acting so mean
Some guy had shit in the bed while he was getting some head
And there were people sleeping in the latrine
Yeah yeah yeah
When the clock it struck a quarter to six
All the junkies started needing a fix
One by the name of Gerard was throwing up so hard
He didn't notice he was covered in piss
Yeah yeah yeah
The party really took a turn for the worse
When Sally showed up with a dwarf in her purse
He put a hand up her slip and started taking a sip
From her tit because he wanted to nurse