Tell me, milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Hoo, milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Now, you have a little new calf, hoo, and your milk is turnin' blue
Now, your calf is hungry, and I believe he needs a suck
Now, your calf is hungry, hoo, I believe he needs a suck
But your milk is turnin' blue, hoo, I believe he's outta luck
Now, I feel like milkin' and my, cow won't come
I feel like shootin' and my milk won't turn, I'm cryin' please
Please don't do me wrong
If you see my old milkcow, baby now, hoo, drive her home
My milkcow been ramblin', hoo, for miles around
My milkcow been ramblin', hoo, for miles around
Well, now she in trouble with some other man bull cow, hoo, in this strange man's town