Im lampin, Im lampin, Im stone cold lampin
I got news boy, Im not trampin
I just came from Da-crib ya know
Im on da roll so you can take the metro
Live lyrics from the banks of reality
I kick da flyest dope with my tune-na-technicality
To a dope track, you wanna hike git your back pack
Get out the wack sack
Im in my Flav-mobile cold lampin
I took the g upstate cold campin
To da poconos, you wanna hide-a-way
A pack of franks and a big bag of Frito Lays
Flavor-Flav on a hype tip
Im ya hype drink, so take a big sip
Im in position, you can't play me out da pocket
I'll take da dopest beat you got and I'll rock-it
Like chocolate, even vanilla - chocolate, strawberry, saperella
Flavors are electric - try me - get a shock-a
Didn't I tell you to leave Flavor Flav alone knock-a
A clock on my chest proves I don't rest
I'm a clock-a, rock-a rockin' wit-da-best
Flavor in da house by Chuck-D's side
Chuck got da Flavor-Flav don't hide
P.E. crazy, Crazy P.E. - makin' crazy loonies for the shoppin spree
Ya eatin death cause ya like gittin dirt from da graveyard -
ya put gravy on it
Den ya pick ya teeth with tomb stone chips
And casket cover dips with dead women hips ya do da bump with - bones
Nutin but love bones
Lifestyles of the Living dead
First ya live then your dead - dying trying ta clock what I said
Now I got a murder rap cause I bust ya cap with Flavor - N.Y. Flavor
We got Magnum Brown, Suki Paloski
Super-calafraga-hestik-aladooski
You could put dat in ya don't know what I said book
Dont look boy punk dont look
Shinavative ill factors by da Flavor Flav
Come an ride da Flavor wave
In any year on any givin day
What a brotha know - what do Flavor say
Why do dis record play dat way
Prime time merrily every day
Right now dis radio station is busy - Break out the Re-wizzy
Honey drippers, you say you got it
You ain't got no flavor and I can prove it
Flavor Flav the flav all of flavors
Onion an garlic french fried potatas
Make ya breath stink, breath fire
Makes any onion da best crier
I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect
Peter perfect picked a perfect Peter
Honey dripper - sucker sipper - big dipper - sucker dipper
Drippin suckers like its goin out-a-style
Creatin flavors for da Flavor Flav pile
Flava Flav the flavor of the pile
Lampin booyee madina style
Kickin da flavor gittin busy
Ya goin down, I think ya dizzy
I think ya hungry, cause ya starvin fa Flavor
Flavor most, put it on toast
Eat it-en taste it en swallow it down
Imperial Flavor gives you da crown
Of the king called Flavor, da king of all flavors
Rolls an rolls an rolls life savers
Flavor Flav is in everything ya eat cause everything ya eat got flavor
Flavor Flav is da first taste ya git in da mornin - ya breakfast is da flavor
In between dat ta lunch - in between dat dinner - in between dat ta midnight flavor
Yeah, das right I got somethin fa all da fandangoes of damangoes of da fandangoes of da mangoes