Channel one
Or two
Lets try three
Maybe even four, five, six
Where everyone is no one
And vice-versa
But baby, baby, baby, baby
I come from the other side of this wide sea
To tell you that you think youre at the top
But the box that talks will fuck up !
Good evening everyone and welcome on our brand new show The Box That Talks.
Your Sunday night freak show on the Play Off channel
Connect the cortex to the set
Reset the minds that you can get
Two ads, three shows and four seconds later
Inject the venom into the heads
Baby, baby, baby, baby
I come from the other side of this wide sea
To tell you that you think youre at the top
But the box that talks will fuck up !
Now our first guest tonight is a young man from Belgium who thinks and acts like a penguin. Can I get a round of applause for Oliver
Dont you listen to the box that talks
Dont you look at the box that talks
Dont you talk to the box that talks
Get rid of your big screen
Exchange virtual dreams for something real
Last chance to get up or
The box that talks will fuck you up !
Our next guest has a very special condition that causes him to soil himself when he hears his own name, lets welcome James
All lights are green to turn on the screen
Unleash the fake love and the fake fiend
Two ads, three shows and four seconds later
All wanna be friend with the lies machine
Baby, baby, baby, baby
I come from the other side of this wide sea
To tell you that you think youre at the top
But the box that talks will fuck up !
Our last guest is a German teacher who burns his pupils with sulfuric acid when they get a bad grade, lets welcome Pr Mengele
Dont you listen to the box that talks
Dont you look at the box that talks
Dont you talk to the box that talks
Get rid of your big screen
Exchange virtual dreams for something real
Last chance to get up or