Leg Cutter
The leg cutter has arrived,
Cutting legs at random.
Smiling and laughing as he goes
(On his tip-toes...)
Merry at his work.
"Off with your legs! Ha ha ha!", he screams,
"Now the other one! Do you like that?"
Leg cutter, Leg cutter,
He cuts legs.
Leg cutter
Is a nutter.