Im doing alright for myself,
Folks:
Im healthy, Im wealthy,
Im wise.
My investments and such
Have all gone up so much-
Seems whatever I touch
Starts to rise.
Ive got men, Ive got money
And yet
The thing I want most
I cant get.
I live in a mansion on
Long Island sound.
I pulled up a weed, they
Found oil in the ground.
But you telling me you dont
Want me around-
Now, honey, thats rich.
some guys give me vermans
chincilla and mink
Some guys give me diamonds
As big as a sink,
But you wouldnt give me so
Much as a wink-
Now, baby, thats rich.
I get brandy from Andy
And candy from Scott.
Oh, and Frank and Eduardo
Chipped in for a yacht.
I get stares from the fellas
And prayers from the pope,
But I ran out my luck
Getting stuck on some dope!
Hey baby, I was just talking about you.
Now, listen, sport,
This lifes too short
To waste it on you.
It may be rough,
But soon enough
Ill learn to make do with
The mansion, the oil well,
The diamonds, the yacht,
With Andy, Eduardo,
The pontiff and Scott
And Frank. oo!
And my bank!
So spill no tears for me,
Cause theres one thing you ain't,
That Ill always be,
And honey,
Yeah, thats right,
Thats rich! Thats rich!
Thats rich! Thats rich!