(Jian)
I have a life of pleasure
I am submerged in armchair leisure
I put my feet on the ottoman
(All)
empire!
(Jian)
Here in a world of turmoil
I have my comfort in control
And the answer's reclining
(All)
it's obvious
(Jian) (rest)
Here I sit and here I say the lazy boy
"Hello to U.S.A. today!" the lazy boy
Dollywood and Billy Ray the lazy boy
A place to pass the time away the lazy boy
(Murray speaking)
Lazy!
(Jian)
Here I keep tabs on Euro-stocks
I have a stereo that rocks!
And I take calls in the bathtub
(All)
it's cellular
(Jian)
There is a console to my right
With reruns of Charlie's Angels every night
I can't keep track of the blond one
(All)
the third one
(Jian) (rest)
Here I sit and here I say the lazy boy
"Hello to U.S.A. today!" the lazy boy
Dollywood and Billy Ray the lazy boy
A place to pass the time away the lazy boy
(Jian speaking, w/ others joining in slowly)
At the end of the day it's the chair I trust
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
Fine all the time is the way I feel
Cracking the code of the "Let's make a deal!"
I can change my world 'cause my boy's on wheels
Improve your lifestyle, you must get real!
(Jian)
I was a down and out Canuck
Now I have put my faith in lazy luck
Since they removed all the barriers
(All)
49th parallel
(Jian) (rest)
Here I sit and here I say the lazy boy
"Hello to U.S.A. today!" the lazy boy
Dollywood and Billy Ray the lazy boy
A place to pass the time away the lazy boy
Here I sit and here I say the lazy boy
"Hello to U.S.A. today!" the lazy boy
Dollywood and Billy Ray the lazy boy
A place to pass the time away the lazy boy
From the Liner:
(Mike-vocals, conga; Murray-vocals; Jean-lead vocals, drums, chicken shakers, tambourine; Dave-vocals)