You say you want me back
You made a mistake
Well, little straws can cause big breaks
But I've crunched some numbers
And run some tests
To see which course of action's best
The results are in
Oh my, Oh dear OH!
Just as I thought
CARE FACTOR ZERO
CARE FACTOR ZERO
CARE FACTOR ZERO
1? 2? 3? NO!
Factor zero
CARE FACTOR ZERO
You might have heard of it
The Arabs invented it
The concept known as zip
If you're wondering what that means to you
It's how much I give a shit
So do the math now
If you dare OH!
Just like before
CARE FACTOR ZERO
CARE FACTOR ZERO
CARE FACTOR ZERO
1? 2? 3? NO!