Let me tell you what happened the other day
Met this woman I took home to lay
I went over to the sleasy diner
Met this wench sporting a shiner
She said Duce,kick back and don't be bored
I'm goin' down to satisfy the landlord
Kickin' back at the pad where we stay
Watchin 3 stooges and cartoons all day
She sexually satisfies the wrinkled man for his thrill
So I don't have to worry about all the expensive bills
She's a white trashy woman and I love her cause I don't have to work
Yeah
She's kinda funny and kinda rude
She hooks for money and shoplifts for food
She provides the money where we stay
Heck,there ain't any other way
She's my white trash woman and I use her so I don't have to work
Yeah
I wonder if every day was like this
I saw her here yesterday at the diner give every sleasy guy a kiss
Yuk