HEART:
You look a little down, Joey
You look a little blue
It looks as though your dick
Has run a little way from you
He hung you out to dry, Joey
I think you will agree
The world would be much better
If you listened, a little bit, to me
Listen to your heart, Joey
Listen to your heart.
Comb your hair and smile, thats a start
Wipe that schmutz right off your cheek
Give her a glimpse of that fine physique
And a splash of cologne will delight.
Treat the lady right, Joey
Treat the lady right.
Take off your hat and always be polite
Offer your handkerchief, give her your pin
Open the door when she wants to walk in
Mmm, Shell never resist, mon cheri
Take her to pari
And look up at the tower
Every night on the hour
Let the lights have their way
Take her in your arms
Speak of life and devotion
Then propose by the ocean
So shell promise to stay
So she wont go away
Dont let her get away
Joey, she cant get away
Show her that you care, Joey
Show her that you care
Pass her a note that says, youre beyond compare!
Make her a mix tape with songs about love
Knit her a sweater that fits like a glove
Ooh, the two of you will never be apart
Joey, listen to your heart!
BOTH:
And soon shell love us, like we love her
Who knows what tomorrow could bring
The time is ripe, to make your/my move
Its time to give her the ring