Me And My Dick - Council Of The Pussies Songtexte

OLD SNATCH:
I belong to an organization
That meets in the dead of the night
Its a sacred congregation
That determines whats wrong or right

PUSSIES
Every night at the stroke of three
The pussies
Every night at the stroke of three
The pussies gather

Our freedom here is fleeting
We pussies have a meeting
Tonight

With dignified behavior
We flop about our labia
With might
We unite!

Every night at the stroke of three
The pussies
Every night at the stroke of three
The pussies gather

With blubbery disposition
Cunts of high position
Assemble

We meet here by the river and
We sovereign snatches quiver and
Tremble..

With excitement!

Our lips are tight, and taut
This meetings not for naught
Be quiet, we cant be caught

Our masters are sleeping, while were creeping
To the council

HIGH COUNCIL PUSSY:
Pussies from the north
Pussies from the east
Pussies from the west are bringing snacks
Theyre bringing snacks!

PUSSIES:
So dust your cobwebs off
Disinfect your yeast
Bring a friend for a free bikini wax

Every night at the stroke of three
The pussies
Every night at the stroke of three
The pussies gather

Every night at the stroke of three
The pussies gather every night
At the stroke! Of! Three!

Pussies are we!