MAP - It Was Around This Period Of Time That She Experimented With Lesbianism... Songtexte

I don't want to just hold your hand
I want to get into your pants
And I thought maybe tonight would be the night
We went to this club you knew
Called 'The Pinkest Triangle'
In there I met a girl who was your friend

Then I found out she was your ex
My God! I don't understand
Is this some kind of fucked up reality dream?
You never mentioned...
You never mentioned this to me

I sat and drank at the bar
Hoping a threesome was on the cards
You paired off with a girl with long pigtails
I kept drinking and fell asleep
Woke up on your flat setee
Next door you were fast asleep with her

I could have had the greatest night of my life!
My God! Why did I keep drinking?
I could have been with you and her
What was I thinking?
You never mentioned...
You never mentioned this to me

And you stepped into the room, naked bar a towel
And told me I was just a drunken fling
"I've got a tendency to cling"
So I left and turned around
Staring at the door as you closed it
What was I a part of in your life?
It's a long walk home...

Well, at least I get to tell my friends I fucked a lesbian