We got twenty-nine fingers
And man are we havin' fun
Twenty-nine fingers
And boy are we havin' fun
Twenty-nine fingers
And only six are thumbs
We play cheap guitars
And only two lousy drums
Cheap guitars
And only two lousy drums
See us comin'
You'd better get out of the way
We're the Konks
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We're the Konks
And we don't care
Ow!
We're the Konks
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We're the Konks
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Twenty-nine fingers
And man are we havin' fun
Twenty-nine fingers
And man are we havin' fun
Cheap guitars
And only two lousy drums
Cheap guitars
And only two lousy drums
See us comin'
You'd better get out of the way
We're the Konks
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ow, we're the Konks
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ow, we're the Konks
Hey, hey, hey
We're the Konks
And we don't care