You and I go back as far as I can remember when you told me you'd take
the world over and I did think you crazy but also you did look hot in
leather
I foiled your plans and took you to jail,
thought when you got out you'd work in retail
but this monthly dance I find we're dancing,
how bout less psychosis, more romancing?
Hey, here's a thought, when I'm done kicking your face in
You and me, grab a bite and some flirty conversation
Then again, maybe not
Remember when your magic made me pregnant, remember when you turned Africa Asian
Remember the kids album you released down under, but I still just want
your number
My friends they did tell me you're a nut job, but I have my hopes that
you're a beer snob
Others say your actions are demented, somethings wrong with me that
I'm attracted
Hey, here's a thought, when I'm done kicking your face in
You and me, grab a bite and some flirty conversation
Then again, maybe not
Even your minions say when we're done hanging out, in your hideout you pout
I think that means we should split a burrito
A night you and me, that's my one fantasy,
to connect truthfully and you'll find I'm more than
Lunch for a saber
Tooth tiger with lasers
Covered with razors
Hey, here's a thought, when I'm done kicking your face in
You and me, grab a bite and some flirty conversation
We could both split the bill, so there is no implication
Then again, maybe not