I met a girl at the club, she was horny
I fucked her that night and in the morning
But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry
I think I forgot about the rubber
She called me last week with the bad news
I didn't want to admit it but I had to to
Now I'm gonna be a father, it sucks for my daughter
I just wish I kinda knew the mother
Ayo excuse me miss, can I sing you a little music?
I saw that ass shakin,' it got me a little boosted
Not to be rude or nothin,' but you must be doin' something
Cause you got me droolin' over that ba-donka-duka-dunkin
So mommy if you with it, then we can hook up later
But first, maybe we should converse like a Chuck Taylor
But if you ain't in the mood for discussion then baby fuck it
Cause I know that when you're under the covers you're like a Mr. Bucket
I'm makin' moves, if you wanna pack ya baggage
We can ride a horse and carriage throughout Italy and Paris
We can fuck in front of monuments because you're not embarrassed
Yo I know you love the way the Eiffel Tower resembles a phallace
And in my palace on a secret bed of roses
We can eat forbidden fruit 'till the seeds are comin' out of our noses
Call me Moses, cause I can be your savior
But you know you gettin' spanked if you're not on your best behavior
Sike! I'm just joshin' you mommy, and I been watchin' you mommy
The way you drop it got me rockin' a rocket salami
And for a couple nickels, baby I would hump your nipples
And I'll pump my plumper pickle inside of your pumpernickel
It's like Corona and lime the way that we go together
I'll have you droppin' ya drawers like you was a broken dresser
Yo Vanessa, whatever ya name is, I think I forgot it
I just wanna see you drop it like sensitive topics
You would think it's Fred's spot, whenever I get wops
We the Flintstones, the way that we make the bed rock
And when I'm hittin' it, I'm infinite
My dick is like a flagpole in the winter, the way your tongue sticks to it
Let's make love in this club like I was Usher
But like a silly motherfucker I forgot the rubber
So call me on ya mobile phone, whenever you're home alone
And I will come over and give you my Y chromosome…Easy!