I talk to my baby on the telephone, long distance
I never would've guessed I could miss someone so bad, yeah
I really only met her about a week ago
But, it doesn't seem to matter to my heart, I know
That I love her
I'm hoping that I never recover
'Cause she's good
(Lalalalala)
She's so cool, she's so hot
But a scholar, she's not, word
She pretty pretty but she dumb as a rock
But honestly, you see she's all that I got, and what not
She very genuine and very feminine
But when we on the phone I think her brain is sleepin' in
I try and tell her friends but they as dumb as her
Birds of a feather, I guess, but see that makes it worse
I hit her up and say whaddup, she say "the sky"
I say what's good she say "McDonald's apple pie"
I try to justify it, she ain't get the lingo
But then I peep, no, she ain't asleep I date a bimbo
Why oh why
Why must she be so damn fly?
Then turn around and be so dumb
Where the fuck this broad come from?
See I don't understand
How it happened man
How did this occur the whole relationship is blur
I either need to quit smokin' my weed
Or make sure at least she got a GED
(Only met about a week ago, but a little bit busy on the telephone)
She's so fine, see we talk all the time
But sometimes, I think she's missin' her mind
(We only met about a week ago, but a little bit busy on the telephone)
See, she's a dime, and she's faithfully mine
But somethin' wrong with her head cause she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
(We only met about a week ago, but a little bit busy on the telephone)
She's so fine, see we talk all the time
You know I called her
And I was just like, "damn!"
Like she sounded dumb as hell
Like she ain't got no fuckin' brain, you know what I mean?
And I'm just like, you're wasting my minutes and shit