Mukashimukashi no sono mata mukashi to
Aru kizoku no nakayoshina kyoudai
Ikaryakushou chanto yare!
Jii ya ga yobu seki ni tsuke you idon!
Naifu to fouku de ousen itashimasu no
Datte bokura wa burujoa no rippana rippana
Kizoku-samana ndesudesu no
Hirefuse guminkun to no chigai o vuai vuaisuroi misete yaru ze
Oi mate mate mata katte ni sonna minukeru youna hattari kamashite
Haai haai hai hai oniisama no ouse no mama ni
Aaa mukatsuku ze! Aaa dji mukatsuku ze! Ani ni taishite namaikina taido
Tokinokoe gongu o narase kenka boppatsu de sensen fukoku
Itazura shite akunori shite hora hora aotte ku style de
"Ouyasuuri" katchattara maido arigatou de kimi no make!
Tsutanai hikidashi to aori ai no kakehiki de kimeru
Ani no igen miseru tame ame to ame hibana chiru ryousha no me-to-me
Ore o dareda to omotteru kurae! Ore-sama ga ruurubukku
Hetare janai hiyo ~tsu tenai chotto yūki ga tarinai dake
Saa saa minasan o te o haishaku atarimaedaro yoyuushakushaku
Umarenagara ni shite chiito yabee kirameku jinsei ga sutaato
Touzendesu mite mina yuisho wa gachizei
Hai ronpa hai ronpa hai ronpa moratte ku ze buisain
Haai haai hai hai hanamaru yoku deki machita
Aaa mukatsuku ze! Baa dji mukatsuku ze! Boku ni mukatte herazuguchina n za
Totte oki o kimi ni mimae houfuku! Ceisai! Chouhatsu shi chatte
Ijiwaru shite ichimaiue chansu wa moratte ku sutansu de
Tsuukon misu! Aachatchaa oainiku-sama dane kimi no make!
Dakedo kimidakega (sei yaa toh yaa uuu uuu yah haa)
Boku ni niai no raibaru (sei yah toh yah uuu toh yah haa)
Ochiru no mo hekon den no mo (uuu haa sei yah yah sei haa)
Choushi kuruwasa rerukara koyoimo temei to yaiyaiyaiyai
Omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou surukara ore
Ga shirinugui sezaru o enaku naru ndarouga
Ato ore wa heta re janai shinchouna
Dakeda meidotachi mo jii ya mo iiteta zo honto
Mousukoshi ochitsuite kure
Daitai niisama ga itsumo sou yatte nayonayo
Shi terukara boku ga niisama no bun made
Sekigyokuteki ni natte yatteru nda yo mousukoshi
Kansha shite hoshii ne toshiue
No kuse ni zenzen tayori ni naranai oniisama
Toka nabakarida yomou kyou kara boku ga ani ne kore kettei
Hai kettei! Uaa mou! Urusei!
Aaa mukatsuku ze! Naa dji mukatsuku ze!
Nikumareguchi wa o kuchi o chakku
Tokinokoe gongu o narase jisedai enperaa
Wa kono “bokuda!” “oreda!”
Itazura shite akunori shite hora hora aotte ku style de
Ichi kara hyaku itadakimasu maido arigatou de
Kimi no m…masakano hi, hikiwake!?