Josh Ryan - An Average British Christmas Songtexte

7am
It's normally too early
But not on Christmas
Waking up, my parents
so I can unwrap the pressies
Off we go, down the stairs
I'm expecting, disappointment
Unwrapping the first present
I wonder what it'll be 00:47
It's a pair of socks
On them, a cute Fox
I don't need more of these
The next one will be good, oh please
Deodorant
Do I really smell that bad?
Thanks Dad
Lets move on, for more...

This isn't that bad,
Could've been worse
It's not exactly,
Top notch yet (x4)

Unwrapping, for more delight now
I wonder what it'll be..
I got a teddy
but im seventeen
Oh its my sisters
Thanks for the wrong thing
4th present now
Dairy Milk Chocolate
I'm not complaining
Best present yet

Oh oh
It got better
I got a pair of shoes
and a few games
it was decent,
Food was good
until next year
goodnight, everyone
Merry Christmas!