I called you up to ask you out,
And all you did was scream and shout,
I called you on the telephone,
And all you do was bitch and moan,
You scream into the bedroom and you blow your nose,
And you scream and shout that everybody knows,
You lost your panties at the five and dime,
Now your head's messed up,
and your messin' with mine,
Why are you uptight,
The tension is building, it's reaching a peak,
You'll pop your cork by the end of the week,
Your gonna crack if you don't cool out,
Of this I am sure there is no doubt,
Your bouncing off the ceiling and you punch the wall,
Your face so red I thought I'd seen it all,
Take a minute brother, what is wrong with you,
tell me,
Why are you uptight,
Cool out,
Just sit down and shut up,
Cool out,
Just sit down and shut up,