my giant tongue wouldn't stop growing
a ghost stole our life savings
stand aside, my bum's five foot wide
my mate boiled my willy
i'm so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a sexy robot
i paint with my boobies
my psychic dog has healing powers
there's a time lord in my loo
mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)
i fart on men's faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)
i'm so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a sexy robot
i paint with my boobies