So, Montel, what's on your mind?
I've been seeing Andrea here,
And we're in love,
We're in love,
We're in love!
And what is it that you want to tell Andrea?
Well, Jerry...
Don't talk to me. Talk to Andrea.
Baby, I love you with all of my heart,
But there is one thing you could do for me,
Which could change my life!
Change my life!
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
Well, baby...
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
Well, baby...
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
Tell me!
I wanna be your baby, baby.
You are my baby, baby!
What I mean is...
I wanna be your BABY.
...What?
Be your BABY.
You've gotta be kidding...
Be your baby, be your baby.
You've gotta be kidding...
Be your baby, be your baby.
Tell me this is bullshit!
Babe, I wanna be your baby, baby!
B-A-B with a Y!
B-A-B-Y!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
Jesus Christ!
What're you saying?!
If baby gets bad, if baby gets slack,
Mama give B-A-B-Y big, big smack!
Montel, what're you saying?
Baby!
Stop it!
What the fuck is happening here?
Baby!
Stop it!
Baby!
Watch it!
Montel! Montel, what the fuck is going on here?
Mama get all angwy.
Stop it, Montel!
Stop it!
Andrea, you seem upset. What is it you want to say to Montel?
Montel...
Mama.
Stop this.
Mama.
We can...
Mama.
...work it out!
It mean a lot to me, baby.
Get some therapy!
It would help in the bed department!
...Bed department?
Yes!
Are you saying I'm bad in bed?!
No, baby!
What then?
Well...
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Are you trying to say you're gay?!
No, baby!
It's so very hard...
Put some pants on!
Be a man,
And tell me! Tell me!
Well...
What?
It's...
What?
Er...
What?!
Please don't tell us,
We can guess!
Will you get out of my head?! I'm working here! Now get out!