Ladies and gentlemen welcome to your death
Now let's see where you're headed
Turn the crank and experience what's in store for you
Deep within the mighty riddle box
Da joke's on you! Riddle box
Da joke's on you! Riddle box
Wicked wicked wicked wicked clowns
Hey, I'm violent J and I'm here
Well I'm here to kick you all ass
We, the wicked juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes and chose
The express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist to the riddle box
Da joke's on you! Riddle box
Da joke's on you! Riddle box
Da joke's on you! Riddle box
Da joke's on you! Riddle box
Hey, what's up motherfucker?
This is 'Shaggs Two Dope' congratulate you
For openin' the box, the riddle box
It looks like you received your prize
The cost? Well the cost was your life! Bitch boy
Da joke's on you! Riddle box
Da joke's on you! Riddle box
Tell me sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
C'mon on down and turn the crank
Let's see where your soul will spend the rest of eternity
What's it gonna be, mister? Heaven or Hell?
The bonus or the bones
Turn the crank and let's find out
C'mon on down, mister, you don't have
Anything to be scared of do you, sir?
So what's gonna pop out of the mighty riddle box?
Spin the crank and let's find out, whadda you say?
Step right up, who's first?
Who's brave enough to step into their new eternal destiny?
Surely someone must be confident
That their life wasn't totally evil
Step right