Come to me like I'm the doctor
Say you need someone to talk ta'
You want advice go ask your mother
One bad turn deserves another
'Cause I've been cursed with your infection
Makin' my head hurt, makin' my eyes burn
You've taken me in the wrong direction
And left me there with no protection
Bad habits can be cured by cutting them out
Infections can be cured by cutting them out
Maybe you'll find a friend up in the rainbow room
If you can dodge the drinks
That they've been throwing at you
Anyway, your boyfriend should be coming home soon
Then you can hide your life away
Bad habits can be cured by cutting them out
Infections can be cured by cutting them out
Come to me like I'm the doctor
Come to me like I'm the doctor
Come to me like I'm the doctor
I am the doctor, I am the doctor