I hate to say it but my girlfriends don't last
When I try to be myself they vanish real fast
I loved you a lot you said it wasn't enough
Girl I disagree my bond was not a bluff
I went to live with love but her house was haunted
Instead of my caress it was cash that she wanted
Look at me now at last I am free
Here are the insults that you hurled at me
You're a snob and a slut I'm happy that it's over
I can't believe that I ever was your lover
Now I'm aware of what I did wrong
My mistake was to take your shit for so long
Paris is a place for ruthless intrigue
Among the Bovary you're in the Champion's League
You wanted someone calm, credulous and rich
With behaviour like yours I wish you good luck, bitch
Don't ask me who I'm with when under the heat
People mess around like dogs in the street
These are not the loves I wanted to weave
A web of emotion it's impossible to leave
I have loved and been loved
By the beauty and the bitch
I could never tell
The woman from the witch
It's hard to take a slap and all that jealous crap
But there's a way to keep her firmly on your lap
Just threaten to leave, say that you will go
Either she comes down or at least you will know
She only needs you to fight and to fuck
Take your whip and leave, look out for better luck
I have loved and been loved
By the beauty and the bitch
I could never tell
The woman from the witch