<Both> We've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
<Keely> My darling, at all
<Keely> I love the opera, I detest the best pop
<Frank> Can't stand the opera, I like music that bops
<Keely> We're not fated, not heaven-created
<Frank> We're really mis-mated, our chances are small
<Both> Let's part, be real smart and not start with this romance
<Keely> 'cause outside of both having stars in our eyes
<Frank> And outside of sighing the same kind of sighs
<Both> We've got nothin' in common at all
<instrumental>
<Both> We've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
<Frank> It never could last
<Frank> I love Picasso, he's all style and he's all flair
<Keely> I've seen Picasso and I think he's a square
<Keely> Our two goals are apart as the poles are
<Frank> As lovers our roles are completely miscast
<Both> Let's make a clean break and not take any chances
<Frank> 'cause outside of thinking you're something divine
<Keely> And outside of wanting your lips close to mine
<Both> We've got nothin' in common
<Both> We've got nothin' in common at all
SPOKEN by Frank: "Waiter, separate checks."