Evil Dead (Musical) - Blew That Bitch Away Songtexte
Ash
"so, do you screw-heads believe i can save you from candarian demons now?"
Male #1
Well we thought you were fucking with us
Male #2
We thought you were a lying prick
Male #3
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Female #1
All that jive about you killing demons
Male #3
It just sounded like, uh, bullshit
Male #1
But apparently you weren't talking smack
Female #2
Cause we saw that evil chi-ick
Female #3
She was going to eat us!
Male #2
Ax us up and then beat us (?)
Male #1
'til you shot her in the tits
Male #2
That's right you saved us
Customers
You saved our li-ives
Female #3
You saved me and my baby and these kids tonight
Customers
You saved us all
Male #2
You're the baddest motherfucker in this whole strip mall
Customers
We thought you were a phony
On some anti-(?)
But now we see that you're a hero
And you saved the day
Because you blew that bitch away
Male customers
Ash!
Ash
Well i told you i could kill these demons
And none of you believed me
Customers
No, no, no. yeah!
Ash
That's why you're merely customers
While i'm the s-mart employee
Customers
Yeah, yeah, yeah. oh yeah!
Ash
Cause i'll kill what looks even slightly evil
Who knows who the next victim will be?
Customers
Not me!
Ash
Cause i shoot
Customers
Shoot!
Ash
And kill
Customers
Kill!
Ash
And saw
Customers
Until!
Ash
We need a clean up on aisle three
Customers
You are the ma-an
Ash
I bitch slap evil with my one good hand
Customers
You're our hero
Ash
I shit down deadites like they owe me dough
Customers
Ooo-ooo
Ash
I saw that demon try to ruin your shopping day
Customers
Shopping day
Ash
So i grabbed my twelve gage and i blew her away
Customers
Blew that bitch away
Male #3 / other customers
That's right you blew / blew that bitch away
Blew that bitch away-ay / blew that bitch away
You blew her through speed a rite (?) / blew that bitch away
You blew her like i draw team (?)
Customers
Blew that bitch away
Most customers
We used to hate you and your lyin' ways
Rest of customers
Lyin' way-ays
Most customers
But now we changed our minds and see
All customers
You're okay
Because you blew that bitch away-ay