Epic Rap Battles of History - Napoleon vs Napoleon Songtexte

Epic Rap Battles of History
Napoleon Bonaparte
V.S
Napoleon Dynamite
Begin!
(Napoleon Dynamite)
Gosh I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are
When it comes to world leaders,
you like literally lowered the bar.
I'll rip your bones apart, Bonaparte.
Turn your horse into glue.
Welcome to the Battle of Waterloo .
I got skills, I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson.
You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin.
You can keep your french fries.
I got tater tots you gnome.
Why don't you crawl back into your little shell?
and Escargot the heck home!
(Napoleon Bonaparte)
How dare you adrdress moi?
You adolescent worm.
I am French.
You are a buck touth nerd with a perm.
I spit at you harder than Tina the llama.
Smacking your lips till they swell up like lawfunduhs.
Doodle up some friends, you gangly freak show.
Before I toss you over the mountain.
Like the dreams of Uncle Rico.
This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be
After this your buddy Pedro will be voting for me!
(Napoleon Dynamite)
Why don't you exile yourself on your little island and hide?
This a rap rollercoaster.
You're not even tall enough to ride.
Uhh
I don't even care
how many stupid like Prussians you killed.
Because to me
you're just the Emperor of the Lollipop Guild!
(Napoleon Bonaparte)
Sacrebleau
Teasut un faire
sodde de le plate gouat
I'm going to shove your moon boots
straight up your poop shoot!
I'll whip you so bad,
they'll make a virgin merigune.
You're the only type of dynamite
that's never going to bang!
Who won?
Who's next
You decide!
Epic, Epic, Epic, Epic, Epic
Rap Battles of History!
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