The phoenix cried fat tears of pearl
While the dragon snapped up his best girl
And the Billywig forgot to twirl, when his sweetheart left him cold
The Unicorn done lost his horn
And the Hippogriff feels all for lorn
Cos' their lady loves have upped and gone
Or that's what I've been told...
Yes love, love has set the beasts astir
The dangerous and the meek concur
It's ruffled feathers, fleece and fur
Cos' love drives all of us wild.