You say that one and one makes two
But how am I supposed to love you
When everything you say is untrue
And the rumors stick to me like glue
There aint no doubt about it
The numbers don't add up (x5)
It's horseshit!
The numbers don't add up (x3)
It's horseshit!
The numbers don't add up (x2)
(Come on!)
Now you've gone and made a fool of me
You know you're barking up the wrong tree
Cause one day soon I'm gonna be
That you don't say "open sesame" (wont have to shout it)