Ian, oh Ian
You are amazingly beautifully wonderful
Ian, oh Ian
You are the one man who's not a neanderthal
Ian, Ian
We love Jor Jor and Steve's the bee's knees
But Ian, oh Ian
There is not one NFG-er like you, oh no
Ian, oh Ian
You like the cookies and you like the ice cream
and Ian, oh sweetie
Hannukah's for me if Hannukah's for you
and Ian oh Ian
Cyrus is cool and Chad's family now
But Ian, oh cutie
You laughed so hard when {???}
...
He loves Britney Spears, he loves her alot
But his wife Stormy is so smokin' hot
and she loves him cause he is
Ian, we love you too
Oh Ian, oh Ian
This is a song we wrote for you cause you are so beautifully amazing
And mostly because you told us we had to
Ian, oh Ian
I heard your new cd and
Ian, oh Ian
The bass linea that you play make our hearts go oh thump thump thump
Thump thump
Thump thump.