I'm the gum on your shoes
The prostitute who rings your family
I'll take your breath away
You crossed my path and you'll pay
And both your friends will laugh
I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend
I'm the knee in your groin
Look around you, no one's noticed
It's true
I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend
I'm the gum on your shoe
I'm the knee in your groin
I'm the fly in your soup
I have the fruit of your lies
Somehow I'll complicate your life
And now you'll have to tell your wife
I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend