WEAVE TO THE LEFT BOB TO THE RIGHT
OR YOU'LL BE A FLAT TIRE ON THE FREEWAY OF LIFE
GO GET ACTIVE, CHANGE YOUR LUCK
LAY WITH YATTA YATTA'S AND TREAT 'EM ROUGH
COME YOUR TURKEY, DROP YOUR LOAD
PLEASE DON'T LET THE TIN MAN GET YOUR GOAT
STAY HORIZONTAL DON'T LOOK BACK
IF YOU DO YOU'LL GIVE YOUR MOM AND DAD
A HEART ATTACK
CHECK YOUR OIL CHANGE YOUR MIND