if you see clinkz, you're bound to get ganked /
unless you have blink , unless you're a tank /
he walks with the wind, he shoots fire arrows /
you run into him, you're asshole gets narrow /
one the fastest, out of alla the bastards /
together with rhasta, they they spit at disasters /
they are the masters, of punishing casters /
licensed to kill, and smoke a blunt after /
The Shaman and Fletcher, they have many stories,
These are their adventures, in all of their glory,
One has a rough texture, the other's a stoner,
One is a collector, the other's a boner,
They both smoke the nectar, so theyre never sober,
They travel together, searching out donors
If theres ever a war, theyre first to tackle,
Rhasta drops a few wards, and then he casts his shackles,
Clinkz shoots arrows galore with fire they crackle,
Adding stats to their core right after the battle
When he shoots forked lightning, you're fried to a crisp,
His voodoo is frightning, turning you to a fish,
While you're busy grinding, he's already filthy rich,
His senses are heightened, cuz his doctor's a witch.
If you choose to use some lame magic,
Clinkz'll shoot his diffusal blade at it,
His arrows now imbued with a blue static,
A weapons thats been proven to rape laggots,
Whenever you start losin you throw a fit,
That's why I'm boozin when I scroll and click,
There's a hero I pick when I'm bored of Clinkz,
I choose Mortred with her shadow strike and blink
and it's so sick with my crystalys /
I can fit two crits into a single hit /
Flip the switch and then im infinite /
Flick my wrist and I blink so swift /
Careful with all that wealth ya grabbin tho /
I hit you with my stealth assassin's blow /
Crit you, kill you, and take half your dough /
Then you say you couldn't see my shadow /
That's the concept, leave if you're losing /
That's such nonsense, what the F are you doing?!
To keep it up, I got a lot to do
just like the pandaren's got lots to brew /
how would you feel if someone shot at you? /
Naga What? Naga Who?
As you get the drilled, the tables are turning /
I got the will, inner fire is burning /
I got the skills while you're still busy learning /
I get more kills than dota has versions /
When I play, I just can't budge /
Cuz I'm hooked, like getting ganked by pudge /
And I thirst, I got that lust for blood /
It's not just a game, it's also a drug /