Daniel Ingram - May the Best Pet Win (Find a Pet) Songtexte
Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is a pet that will suit you just right
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool
Awesome, cool, got it
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutesy and wutesy and quick as can be
Cutesy? Wutesy? Have you even met me?
Rainbow, have faith
You see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you
C'mon, the sky's the limit!
Sky is good. I'd like it to fly
Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you!
Pass
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal
Otters and seals do not fly
Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water
That's it. I'm outta here
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket?
Bigger. And cooler
Bigger. Cooler. Right
I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely
It's just a squirrel
Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!
Yeah. So, like I was saying
Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity
I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly
Ya think?
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly
Better, but cooler
I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat
Now you're talking
But instead of just one standout, now that's too many
So many choices, and such riches aplenty
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too
D'you have something in a yellow striped bat?
No, I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you
What to do, what to do. (gasp)
A prize! That's it! There's really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
That will put each pet to the test
Don't forget style, that should be considered
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter
The one who is awesome and cool
Just like me
Can't settle for less, cause I'm the best