Phil: Whenever I'm alone or if I'm feeling gray.
There's one place I can go to brighten up my day.
It makes me want sing.
That's how the show should end, but wouldn't it be good if I.. Could sing it with a friend
Dan: Ok Fine whatever I'll join in too
Phil: I might go outside and feel more alive without Twitter where would I'd be?
Dan: I guess I'd be fit. I'd stop posting shi-
Phil:RUBBISH
Dan: But Tumblr's apart of me
Phil: So many websites and so little time.
Dan: mmhm
Phil: Plus one or two you should avoid
Dan: Just don't stop watching YouTube or we'll be unemployed
*Music*
Both:The Internet Is Here.
The Internet is great.
When you've got lots of followers who need a real mate.
It might be anti-social but these days that is fine.
Dan: Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online
Phil: A place where you can be yourself no matter if your geeky
Dan: Find friends to share your hobbies even if they're freaky
Phil: Where any question in your head is answered in an instant
Dan: Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence
*Music*
Both: The internet is here.
The internet is great.
When you've got lots of followers who need a real mate. Without the internet, we never would have met
Phil: We'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret.
Dan: DANCE BREAK
*Music*
Phil: Who cares if your a loser and ever body knows it
Dan: Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses
Phil: Even if your chances of getting tan or slim
Dan: Or even if you live life vicariously through the life f a SIM
*Dil comes on stage and says something in SIM language*
Both: The internet is here.
The internet is great.
When you've got lots of followers who need a real mate.
It might be anti-social. But these days that is fine.
Cause life is so much better.
Life is so much better.
Life is so much better, When you Spend. It. All. Online