Jesus had some bunk weed and he sold it with a smile
All seeds and sticks, it looked like leaves - a tiny little pile
I said, "What the fuck, asshole? This weed is total shit!"
He grabbed my cash, took off real fast, and flew around a bit
Hardly ever seen from, he's complete ghetto scum
Asking me to buy some bunk
Is he who buys Jesus Christ's horseshit