I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a mustache
I eat cheese
But only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it
When the moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say my name
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
Part of me that shows
If we're close gonna let you see
Everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'm trying to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing Me
I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word Dude as a noun or an adverb or an adjective
And I, I've never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on them
I love the sound of violins and making someone
smile
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
Part of me that shows
If we're close gonna let you see
Everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'm trying to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Possibly amusing
Introducing me
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time
So, if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
Part of me that shows
If we're close gonna let you see
Everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'm trying to do my best to impress
But its easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Hopefully amusing
Introducing me