It's been a week or so
I thought survival was impossible
You changed the locks and kicked me out the door
I traded our bed for my friend's basement floor (oh, yeah)
I saw what you took from me
Waking up today and I know your number's changed
But I'll say it anyway.
I have nothing
Nothing without you
But a lot of sex, a little more money
No more stress and a whole lot of fun
Nothing
Nothing without you
But somebody else that loves me for myself
Feeling like new and I owe it to you
Thanks for nothing
Life is strange
Stranger than fiction written on the page
My only diction went and quit on me
Left me for dead, but I'm alive again
(oh oh oh oh oh, yeah)
I don't need yesterday or your bills to pay
Too bad your number's changed
I would say it to your face
I have nothing
Nothing without you
But a lot of sex, a little more money
No more stress and a whole lot of fun
Nothing
Nothing without you
But somebody else that loves me for myself
Feeling like new and I owe it to you
Thanks for nothing
(Oh, oh yeah)
Thanks for nothing (whoa, oh, oh)
'Cause my mama taught me to say "Thank you"
When you're left with nothing, say "Thank you"
It's a brand new way to say "Fuck you"
After all I've been through, I gotta thank you for nothing
(Ooh, ooh)
I have nothing
Nothing without you
But a lot of sex, a little more money
Feeling like Hef when I'm interviewing bunnies
Nothing, nothing without you
But somebody else that loves me for myself
Feeling like new and I owe it to you
Thanks for the freedom
Thank you for last night.
Know you couldn't be there,
But it was a good time
Thanks for the girls who never would have met me
Begging me to do what you never would have let me
Thanks for nothing