This is a story
Sad but true
About our landlord
Cashing in our dues.
Counting all his bucks
Greedy as can be
Holes in his pockets
But his asshole full of money
Chorus
You bastard
Greedy fool
You bastard
Fuck you!
Crawling in the mud
A fat old hairy butt
Nothing else to do
Than innocent bands to screw
Check out for his wife
Even worse she's still alive
Our hero starts to stutter
When she rises from the gutter
Chorus
Fuckin' shit ass!
Bridge
Give us just our money back
We just want our money back
We don't have the time to wait
We must pay our rent!
We're no yuppies
We're not rich
We only want to live!
Give us just our money back
We just want our money back
We don't fit your luxury
And live ourself in misery
You're a bastard
That's so true
And we're so sick of you
This is a story
Sad but true
About our landlord
Cashing in our dues.
Counting all his bucks
Greedy as can be
Holes in his pockets
But his asshole full of money