This town has no culture
This town has no class
This town has these whores all shaking their arse
This town has more pawn shops than people to steal from
This town has corners a many to deal from
Steal my car
Ill buy it back from you
Half the price
So I dont rat on you
Take my watch
Get to cash converters
Pawn your own mum and your grandmas curtains
This town has crime
This town has pigs
This town had grime
And wannabe stigs
This town has rhymes
Guys sleeping in grids
Guys snatching bags from little old bids
This town
Has drunken slobs
Guys shoving pills
Into their gobs
Alcoholics
Human blobs
Bad weather
Lack of jobs
Chorus
This is my favorite scumpit
A dirty little place
With no rules
Look deeper
And you dont see nothing
Just a place thats built by fools
Cowboy builders
Named bob
Robberies
Insurance jobs
Why we live here is beyond me
But its the same all through the country
No queens English
Afternoon tea
No warm beer
Only cold for me
No ones posh
Everyones crooked
Everyones drunk
Everyones busted
12-year-old piss ups are a must
Drinking white lightening
Waiting for the school bus
When we get there stab someone up
We dont pull hair
We aim for the gut
We thought rubbers were just for blowing up
Thats until our girlfriends start swelling up
9 months later what does he do?
Down to cash converters
Swap for a ps2
This is my favorite scumpit
A dirty little place
With no rules
Look deeper
And you dont see nothing
Just a place thats built by fools